ALTBRO or ALTBAG is a popular HRO gimmick where the reader must decide if the male pictured is an altbro or an altbag. Usually, the picture is of some guy who is tough to classify. HRO readers are the most aware people on the planet.
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Please justify your response.
For example: "Altbros are too prepubescent to grow developed moustaches. He is an altbg."
or "He is an altbro because only an altbro would try to grow a handlebar moustache to differentiate from other altbros."
or "he is a cool dad who is going through a divorce and lost custody of his child. He is searching for his personal brand somewhere between 'cool' and 'dad.'"
Should I grow a moustache?
or should I shave my head?
Or should I stop shaving and grow an 'i don't care abt society's norms' beard?
