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Indie Actor Jonah Hill gets blazed, goes on Sesame Street, chills with Elmo
</embed>Jonah Hill is a 30 year old actor who plays 15 year olds in movies, kinda like the modern version of Andy Milonakis. Sesame Street is a popular vintage children's show, but from what I...
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BREAKING: Michael Cera has CREEPY alt child predator moustache
Michael Cera is known as an alternative actor who also plays music in random fringe buzzbands that no1 cares abt, except for the fact that Michael Cera is in them, so they'll go to Michael Cera...
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Lana Del Rey has a moustache! OMG! Time 2 wax, bb!
Lana Del Rey is the #1 bb in the game right now! Her voice is like a time machine to the past and she is a true FASHION MUSE!I was reading gossip rags, and they said u had a MOUSTACHE! I honestly do...
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Where Da Music At?
Hey. Sorry, I don't [REC] or [HIGHLY REC] music as often as I should. I'm brainstorming a post that's basically 'If You Read These Blogs, You Will Be On The Front Line of the Best Music In The World.'...
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Enough about the Pitchfork Vs. Aoki War
Let's just buzzed off $1 PBRs and grow some moustaches[Image by TheFriendAttack]
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Boys & Girls <3 Moustaches
I don't think true alts participate in parties with themes that mainstreamers would have. For example, '80s themes' and 'moustache themes'. If u were a true alt, you would have already integrated...
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P0ST MORE BOWLCUTS AND GELLIES
Should I put my Nikes on ebay and buy some variety of clear sandals?Should I put my hair on ebay and buy a bowl cut?Should I grow/buy a moustache and go 2 a moustache partie?[VIA Appeal2TheEye]
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AltBro vs. AltBag (Denim + Stache Edition)
ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.Please justify your answer in your response in order...
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My Meaningful Alternative Wedding
My alternative wedding will be meaningful. Our alternative love will last forever [via digital photographs //converted into HIGHLY BLGGBLE internet memes] This is authentic alternative love. Our...
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ALTBRO or ALTBAG [sillie moustache edition]
ALTBRO or ALTBAG is a popular HRO gimmick where the reader must decide if the male pictured is an altbro or an altbag. Usually, the picture is of some guy who is tough to classify. HRO readers are the...
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